英语笑话和脑筋急转弯。有什么事物就放在冰箱里呢尚是烧的。

拟英语不光只有看严肃的大多数头文学原著这无异于长条总长可活动。背单词亦然。有些重自在的主意往往容易为忽视。

上英语枯燥吗,Let’s have a rest !

实则,只要找准自己的兴趣爱好,选择最佳学习材料,也许效果并无较有俗的措施不同,说不定还要再好。

脑子筋急转弯

面前我们浅谈了一下词源学英语。这次我们的话说一样种更愉快的形式:英语笑话和脑筋急转弯。

What stays hot even if put in a fridge?

英语笑话和脑筋急转弯都是多生动的口语,利用大量的字句谐音,歧义,联想等,给人始料不及的答案,往往使人于会心一笑中,掌握了很多语言文化,体验了英语思维。

来什么事物就是在冰箱里呢尚是熬之?

此篇,让咱一窥那些一词多义款式的脑筋急转弯。保证你能于欢快的余,又大多认得要熟悉了几单单词。如果大家还针对性另外品类的英语幽默有趣味,请留言告知。

Chili pepper.

辣椒。

Why couldn’t the woolly mammoth travel on the Euro-star train to
Paris?

缘何同样只是毛茸茸的长毛大象不能够乘坐开为巴黎之欧洲底星列车?

解答:hot在英语里,不仅有“热”的意,也产生“辣”的意思。

Because his trunk wouldn’t fit in the luggage rack.
因它们的使命箱太非常,行李挂钩上拓宽不产。

Why is the library the highest building?

知识点:trunk 既代表行李箱,也意味着象鼻子。

何以图书馆是最高的建?

It has the most stories.

How would you stop a herd of woolly mammoths from charging?
汝哪堵住一过多毛茸茸的长毛大象为前头根据?

以它们起最多故事。

Take away their credit cards.
以走其的信用卡。

解答:story在英语受到,即来“故事”之干,也闹“楼层”之义

知识点:charge表示向前冲,也表示赊账。

Why are film stars cool?

缘何电影明星们都如此老?

What do you call a baby whale that never stops crying?
同等长达未停歇哭泣的粗鲸鱼,你管其让什么?

Because they have so many fans!

A little blubber.
一如既往长哭泣的略微幼鲸。

坐他们生好多粉!

知识点:blubber既来小鲸鱼的意思,也起哭泣之意。

解答:在此处,被高超运用的是cool和fan两个单词。看起问题是于发问明星为什么这么好,但回答者故意理解成“明星等怎么这样凉快”,于是便说“因为他们发生多电风扇”。内个,你不见面现才明白fan也有风扇的意吧?^_^

What is the worst weather for a mouse?

Why do cows wear bells round their necks?
怎么奶牛的颈部上还挂在铃铛?

老鼠最害怕的天是呀?

In case their horns don’t work.
防止她的牛角响不起。

when it rains cats and dogs.

知识点:horn既意味着牛角,也意味着号角。

倾盆大雨。

解答:老鼠是免是实在害怕倾盘大雨其实我们无极端掌握,但它们一定害怕猫和狗。而rain
cats and dogs这个短语在英语里是表示下暴雨的定点搭配。

What do you get if you cross a terrier with a vegetable?
假若管猎犬和菜杂交,你见面取得什么?

英文字谜

A Jack Brussel.
一律单布鲁塞尔小种狗。

what letter is an animal? 哪个字母是一个动物?

知识点:Brussel兼闹布鲁塞尔小种狗和汤菜之了。

【答案】B(Bee)

What letter stands for the ocean? 哪个字母代表海洋?

What did the horse say when he reached the end of his nosebag?
当马吃到结尾一人马粮时会说啊?

【答案】C(sea)

That’s the last straw.
当即是最终一完完全全稻草。

what letter is a question? 哪个假名是一个题材?

知识点:the last
straw也代表造成失败的尾声一击;忍无可忍。完整的传教是the last straw on
the camel back(骆驼背及之最终一清稻草)。

【答案】Y(why)

what letter is your eye? 哪个假名是公的肉眼?

Which bird can lift heavy weights?
啊种鸟类足举重?

【答案】I(eye)

A crane.
鹤。

what letter is a vegetable? 哪个字母是相同种蔬菜?

知识点:crane既指鹤,也代表从重机。

【答案】P(pea)豌豆

what stays hot even if put it in a
fridge? 什么东西便搭冰箱中为是温之?

What color would you paint the sun and the wind?
晖及民谣而还涂抹什么颜色?

【答案】pepper(胡椒粉)

The sun rose and the wind blue.
深受太阳涂上玫瑰色,给风涂上蓝色。

谜语解析:hot也发生咬的意思。

知识点:rose(玫瑰)也是动词rise的过去式;blue(蓝色)和动词blow的病逝式blew发音完全相同。

what fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永远都非会见是单数?

【答案】:pear(梨)

Why was the boxer known as the Picasso?
为何人家称杀拳击手叫毕加索?

谜语解析:pear和pair(一双)读音相同。

Because he spent most of his time on the canvas.
因为他多数年华都花在画布上。

With which hand do you write? 你用啊只手写字为?

知识点:canvas既靠拳击台,也点布。

【答案】neither

谜语解析: Neither. I use a pen! 都不用,我用笔!

Why was the artist rich?
怎那个画家那有钱?

what man cannot live in a house? 什么人未能够已在屋里?

He was very good at drawing his wages.
坐他擅长画钱。

【答案】snowman(雪人)

知识点:draw既可以指画画,也得以象征收获。

What never asks questions but has a lot of
answers? 什么东西永远不问问题可可出很多答案?

【答案】dictionary (字典)

Why did the orchestra have such bad manners?
缘何是乐团如此没有礼貌?

What question can you never answer “Yes”
to? 什么问题你永远为无可知回复”是”?

Because he didn’t know how to conduct itself.
以他们非掌握该怎么指挥。

【答案】Are you dead?(你不行了啊?)Are you asleep?(你睡着了邪?)

知识点:conduct意为指挥,conduct oneself代表此举得体。

You have it.You read it.There’re some pictures in it. What is
it? 你持有它们,你可以阅读其,它有些图片于里,它是呀?

【答案】book(书)

**What would the horses doing at the theater?
**
马当剧院里关系啊?

A mouse has a large pocket. What is it?一栽鼠有一个万分袋子,它是什么?

**Ordering stalls for saturday night.
**
为周六夜晚底演出订购前排座位。

【答案】kangaroo(袋鼠)

知识点:stall表示剧场的前排座位,也象征马厩。

t has a head ,but no neck.It has a body,but no warmth.NO feet,but
can travel. What is it?
它产生头,但绝非领,有身体,但非暖,没有底,却能旅行。

【答案】car(汽车)

What happens when an Egyptian mummy eats biscuits in bed?
当一各类埃及木乃伊在床上吃饼干,会怎么?

what will you break once you say it? 什么事物你说出来就打破了其?

You get a crummy mommy.
真是只雅之妈妈。

【答案】silence(沉默)

知识点:mummy既象征木乃伊,也发妈妈的意。

why is the libray the highest building? 为什么图书馆是最高的打?

【答案】It has the most
stories. (story有个别重叠意思,一个是故事,一个凡是楼房。)

**Why is ancient history like a fruit cake?
**
何以先史以及同栽水果蛋糕很一般?

What do every couple have in common?  每一样对夫妇还有的共同点是呀?

**Because it’s full of dates.
**
盖历史充满了生活。

【答案】They’re married on the same day.(他们还当当天成家。)

知识点: date既好象征生活日期,也堪代表海枣。

What word is pronounced wrong,even by the best of
scholars? 哪个单词即使是极其好之家来念都念错?

【答案】wrong(错)

**What was King Arthur’s favorite game?
**
亚瑟王最欢喜的戏是什么?

What animal is taller sitting down than standing
up? 什么动物为在比较站着高?

**Knights and crosses.
**
骑兵和十字军。

【答案】dog(狗)

知识点:crosses可以代表,十字军,也足以代表填字游戏。

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s
dirty? 什么事物到底的下是黑色的,脏的时候是反动的?

【答案】blackboard(黑板)

**Where did King John keep his armies?
**
约翰王将他左膀右臂的部队放到了什么地方?

猜名字

**Up his sleevies.
**
以袖子上面。

1.Don’t Worry Lee

知识点:arm可以掌握也军旅,也可知道呢胳膊。

2.Be Happy Lee

3.Hi Little Baby

**What wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
**
啊东西尽数冬天尽管通过同起外套,夏天通过长裤子?
**
A dog.
**
一只狗。

4.Let Me Go

知识点:pant既代表气喘吁吁,也只是代表裤子。

5.No Tooth Son

6.Look Crazy

What goes in pink and comes out blue?
咦事物进去是粉红的,而下改成蓝色?

7.Make The Fox Rush

A swimmer on a cold day.
冬泳健儿。

8.Doctor Huang

知识点:blue可以表示被冻结得发紫。

9.Whatever Zhang

10.To Ask Sky

**What did the skeletons have at the dance?
**
白骨们于舞蹈的上所有什么?
**A rattling good time.
**
骨节咔咔作响,他们欢乐极了。

11.Let Me Touch Touch

知识点:rattling意为发出咔咔的声音,也表示挺、极佳的意。

【答案】

1.李莫愁

**What do you can both do at a wedding?
**
食人者在婚礼及召开呀?
**
Toast to bride and groom.
**
将新娘和新郎做成烤肉。

2.李寻欢

知识点:toast意为烧烤,也表示让某敬酒。

3.韦小宝

4.任我行

**What happens when two snails have a fight?
**
少数单蜗牛打架会是啊状态?
**
They slug it out.
**
她俩一决高下,互不妥协。

5.无崖子

知识点: slug有行动迟缓的了。

6.乔峰

7.令狐冲

**What happened when there was a fight in the fish and chip shop?
**
当出卖炸鱼和炸薯修之稍宾馆里有的动手行为是怎么回事?
**
A lot of fish got battered.
**
群鱼还给由迷糊了。

8.黄药师

知识点:get battered 可以代表于击打或叫涂上面粉。

9.张无忌

10.向问天

**What kind of vegetable is green and goes ‘ boing boing boing’ ?
**
好家伙菜是绿色的?还发出“嘣,嘣,嘣”的响声?

11.容嬷嬷

**Spring cabbage.
**
春甘蓝。

知识点:spring也有弹簧的意思。

**What do traffic wardens like in their sandwiches?
**
畅通监督员喜欢当他们的三明治里放什么?

**Traffic jam.
**
交通堵塞酱。

知识点:jam既象征堵塞,也可代表果酱。

**
Why can’t car play football?
**
小轿车为什么未可知踢足球?
**
It’s only got one boot.
**
以她才来同一但球靴。

知识点: boot既可代表汽车的后备箱,也可以表示靴子、鞋子。

**How can you tell when a train has gone?
**
公怎么懂得相同辆火车恰好离开?

**It leaves tracks behind.
**
以它们留了印痕。

知识点:track既意味着痕迹,也意味铁轨。

**Why isn’t it safe to go to bed on a train?
**
胡当列车上睡不安全?

**Because trains run over slippers.
**
为火车会磨了睡觉的人头。

知识点:sleeper可以象征铁轨上之枕木。

**What happened when the wheel has invented?
**
车轮发明之后会怎样?

**It’s caused a revolution.
**
以致了变革之产生。

知识点:revolution表示革命,也意味着旋转。

**What are the signs of iron defficiency?
**
缺铁会有什么症状?

**Crumpled clothes.
**
衣服就会揪的。

知识点:iron也产生熨斗的意。

**Which is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
**
平车轮圆月和均等车轮残月,哪个还还?

**A half moon, because, a full moon is lighter.
**
残月丁,因为圆月更爱。

知识点:lighter有三三两两单意思,一个凡是重复亮,一个凡双重易。

**Why did the apple go out with the prune?
**
为何苹果及蜜饯一起下了?

**Because he couldn’t find a date.
**
坐他找不交幽会对象。

知识点:date有约会和枣子两个意。

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